Wow it actually is a sick league

E sports is about to have it on lock. In a month I’ll be glued to a livestream of a dude in a Cedar Rapids basement playing Zelda. Might as well be the Super Bowl at that point.

Anyone else got the eerie feeling this is low key the apocalypse?

People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.

Even with in a global pandemic this instagram gals will still find a way to post a picture on the beach from 3 years ago “wishing for simpler times” no Tina you’re just wishing for a couple DMs

Honestly what are the groups of old people that sit at Dunkin’ Donuts for 3 hours every morning doing during the quarantine?

Y’all got Venmo tho?

Really starting to think my roommates rubbing it in about still being employed. Conference calls in the living room. Like we get it bud you have a job. Keep it up.. we’ll see how much your boss wants to circle back on my naked yoga in the background of your company wide zoom.

Dave Portnoy talking shit about the Call Her Daddy ladies on their own podcast is the most next level savage shit I’ve ever heard and I love it. Absolutely electric. #callherdaddy

Call her daddy podcast spent years shitting on men only to be broken up bc one of them caught feelings for a man lmao we are inevitable

Today i learned that two girls that podcast once a week about giving blowjobs make 3x as much as I do at my corporate job.

Unreal hahah x.com/seanlarkino/st…

Anyone else think life’s moving WAY too quick.. or just me?

Wait.. so covid doesn’t come out of hiding at 9:30?!

Imagine being down 31-9 and still talking shit

I think that streaker got more yards than the chiefs tonight 🧐

*Guys drunk texting their ex tonight* “Seeing how bad the Patriots messed up by letting Brady go.. reminded me how bad I messed up by letting you go.”

I think these announcers want to shower with the islanders after the game

Thank the lord ESPN and TNT will have the NHL games next year. @NHLonNBCSports your announcers are so biased it hurts. Could of heard a pin drop when the bruins scored. Nothing but excitement when the Islanders scored. They got money on the game or just that much of a hard on?