I rebuke every negative word spoken over my life, even if it was a joke.

I just came to see this pop the balloon Netflix edition for research purposes, and why is Yvonne giving Tiffany haddish? 🥲

People who study all the way to PhD level without any breaks for work experience fascinate me so much.

third world squalor is hard to explain lmao

daydreaming under the italian sun

eatnik Americans be like „oh my god this is great I love it!” And fire you

Unfortunately I now recognize GPT's writing style too well and, if it's not been heavily edited, can usually spot it. And I see it everywhere. Blogs, tweets, news articles, video scripts. Insanely aggravating.

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

Do not borrow shame from the past. You are not that person anymore and you simply didn't know better. No reason to beat yourself up for it. All you can do is do better.

How do i get stomach by may 18th

I pray my husband and I do parenthood so well that our kids always love hanging out with us. Especially as adults. And that they always wanna be affectionate.

Traveling for work.

Lmao i just randomly came across a post on Reddit where someone complains they're being priced out of nyc and the middle class can't live in nyc anymore and someone asked their salary and they said 850k/year

Me to my man:

the honeymoon stage last forever with a real lover 🥺

He deleted almost every app from his phone. Then he wrote 4 bestsellers in 9 years. Cal Newport's controversial take: Your phone is making you mediocre. His science-backed system for getting your brain back:

happy father’s day to the best dad to ever dad! 🫶🏾

mamacita?

Are y’all off tomorrow or will you be on the plantation?