commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

⭐️⚪️ Real Madrid win the UEFA Youth League after excellent season for La Fábrica. 🎨 Madrid Xtra

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having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they’re the window of your prison cell

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60 year old coworker watching tiktoks on full volume at her desk at 8 in the morning

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at work filling out job applications

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in 1973, a group of 16-year old hippie high school students in lagos, nigeria made a psychedelic afro-funk rock album. they combined western music (influenced by bands like the velvet underground, led zeppelin, etc.) with west african rhythms. it’s unknown outside of nigeria

Sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him

I will be a chartered accountant soon

Life when Real Madrid drop points but you no longer care

the more you explore new music and expand your taste, the more difficult questions like “who are your top five favorite artists?” or “what's your favorite album ever?” are to answer

Can - Vitamin C A relentless warning about losing your spark, powered by the octopoid brilliance of Jaki. Slightly unhinged, utterly unstoppable; Eurofunkadelia for the mind and body alike. 1972.

The walk is over, you must return to the room that poisons you

happy first of may

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