M. A. P♥️

You golf? No but I can get drunk and drive the golf cart

when i need reminded why i chose to become a nurse (bc mentally & physically hard) i rewatch grey’s anatomy. idk why it’s like this, but it is. & it works. moral of this story, find something that reminds you why your dream is your dream. that is all.

i got 112 tabs open in my head rn

until it gives you chemical burns and then you win 12k from a lawsuit 🤭

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

My thoughts be beatin my ass

idk how to explain it but anything halloween related releases every ounce of serotonin in my body. love it love it love it.

Me: What you gotta buy from Target? Her: Target will tell me when I get there

hug deprivation is real. you need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. hugs reduce stress, lower blood pressure, improve sleep, calm muscles, release dopamine & build trust. more hugs, more healing.

I went through her phone to see if she’s cheating, i found screenshots of me cheating

This lil girl holding it down for the H

Gah damn I love the Houston Astros

Chas McCormick's imprint on the warning track following his catch last night. 🤯 (h/t: Flip Lehman, Traces of Texas)

now playing: the great war by taylor swift #TheErasTour #Ticketmaster

just me and my barely charged phone against the world 🙏🏿

you ever work out so hard it’s like you’re heartbroken but you’re literally in the most healthy relationship? ya. me too.

A date to see christmas lights >>>>

it’s December 1st

the “A” in her name stands for always sleeping