“Ejaculate and then evacuate” is crazy 🤣

Starting solidcore back up today and I’m already regretting it.

Is it just me or does this look like free money? Lamar and Joe are both about to put on a show tonight!

Now this is a good Thursday night football game!!!

I want an infrared sauna in my house! I will settle for a years membership at my favorite place for Christmas tho

Savannah never have to worry about her man checking for no woman. That man is beyond happily married!

Not me calling Sam club for an issue with my order and them telling me that I’m next in queue but my wait time is 30 minutes.

I miss tf out of Desus and Mero! I need my boys to get back together 😓

Jayson Tatum is officially banned on all my parlays moving forward. Every time I put him on a slip he lets me down.

Andrew Wiggins! Just one more basket!

I’m convinced these parents don’t check their kids phones. I definitely do and I see how these kids talk about and to each other and the language 🫣🫢I be so quick to block these kids and remove my kid from group chats.

I decided to stop making excuses because I’m really the only thing holding me back from where I want to be!

Becoming a morning person will change your entire life and I’m saying this as a former self-proclaimed night owl. That morning productivity hit so much different.

Going to the Mercedes dealership and waiting while you get your car serviced >

HR Lotto for tonight. It’s definitely hittin✨

Timing is HORRIBLE!!!

If next lifetime was someone’s real life … it’s mineeee but the opposite way around.

Meanwhile … all these white folks are enjoying today off 😅

I just entered to win an awesome prize! ul.ink/SNNCY-Q1TFV4_t

It’s giving Brittany Spears…