Albert leaves NO DOUBT!

My friends are very supportive.

9AM me: “let me just sit these on my bed and I’ll get them after work” 11PM me:

As someone who grew up watching him, I don’t think I could have cried harder. The way he solemnly ran the bases for 699 and then the way he was so happy running for 700. Just such a special moment to watch. ❤️❤️

Me: new month, new me!! We are going to be productive!!! The bubonic plague or something similar:

it’s officially “sleep in a sweatshirt” season and if that doesn’t make your heart and other organs pitter patter idk what will

Back story: my dogs are with my parents while I prepare for a grueling test. Current story: just spent 30 minutes sobbing because I miss them so much.

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Me packing for a 1 night work trip: “4 work fits, 2 regular, 1 casual… Got it” “Fancy moisturizer I’ve had for years but never opened… yup throw it in” “Winter coat… u just never know” “3 different hair tools knowing I’ll do heatless curls… better to be safe than sorry”

23andMe could never

“I’m becoming famous. I got 21 likes on my linkedin post”

I’ve only been in my hometown for 5 hours and I’ve already witnessed an engagement at an outback steakhouse.

Reason #92735 why I cried this week: I realized that one year will be the last year that Gregory sends out a Christmas card. anywhoooo if u want one this year dm me ur address, cannot guarantee the envelope will not be tear stained thx

$298.79 later and I get to live for another 30 days. I hate prescription refill day. I literally get so angry at the world and pharmaceutical companies. 😅

“When was the last time you got your tires rotated” Buddy, I can barely remember to keep my phone charged. What makes you think I remember to rotate my tires. Anywho… new year, new tires. *sent at 14%*

Idk who needs to hear this but literally no one and I mean no one wants to listen to the music you’re playing in your car. Like sir I am on the second floor inside my home I shouldn’t hear you bumping music in your 2004 honda civic it’s just not pleasant.

Gregory’s groomer is moving (out of state) and just to explain how much we love her… I considered driving him to New Mexico every 12 weeks. Listen, when you have a reactive dog who actually likes his groomer, you’ll do ANYTHING.

Just my annual retweet of this PetSmart. Pls I will buy 97.

big week for the glasses community