I drew this

What’s the price of a human life? Cause no one ever talks about the 26000 tons of iron ore that was lost when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down …

No booze in Doha airport

Max out your credit card, maximum rewards

You fumble the ball, I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind-parts… and then you will run a mile.

Im always down to harbor a fugitive why not

I like washing my pants cause at first you’re like damn this is a ton of laundry to fold right now. Nope. Two jeans and a pair of chinos cut the pile in half

Im eating sour Trollis at the urinal

There is a nasty rumor going around that Franklin is holding out for the Maryland job 😬😬

Is ice spice still throwing ass in the deli?

Overweight central PA family standing with hand over heart for national anthem This is America

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Just saw Jeff Bezos in Bethesda. Drives an Elantra

Nothing good ever came from a diesel engine

DK got me in low cash mode

Think the guy who pitched wild hogs to Touchstone pictures is set for life?

Internet on your phone killed the skymall mag

Carson beck will make a great problematic bud heavy uncle someday