The 18 yo t girly in my class was telling me how incredible it is to see trans faculty thriving and respected in the art world and how hopeful it makes her 🥲 she said "all my t teachers" 🥹

In Philly, you can order a hitachi on Gopuff and I miss that

What if we kissed in the King Spa Base Rock Room?

Teaching art school is so fake, I spent my evening in critique trying to get a girl with serious brain rot to back up her declaration that strawberries are the gayest fruit and all she could tell me was that she's never met a gay person that doesn't like strawberries.

Microgrants for fat people to buy larger seats on the plane

Everywhere you go in LA, someone is posing for a photo very sexily

What I've learned on this trip is that my bf is just a sweet boy who wants to learn how to play a song on the piano for his grandma.

Educated the little twink who cut my hair on what terf bangs are

my chicago summer vibe is hamming it up and getting into trouble ✅✅✅ ok!

culturally italian at the rave

I think having two bisexual bfs is my karma for being a lifelong bisexual hater.

What’s your favorite song on the album New Jersey please tell

This is going to ruin the tour !! is my new response to all inconveniences in my life.

I love watching my friends be glamorous and famous and then being like "hell yeah I saw her crying on the couch journaling and reading polysecure last week"

Changed my name to something a little weird and suddenly everybody is asking my pronouns

Real Life: My bf gave me a shopping addiction

Ok but when is shit gonna stop being "unprecedented"?

bf taking me to hurricane harbor for our 2 yr anniversary