committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

im at 10 copies bought for other people bought now

this tiktok changed my life btw.

Coming out to solid snake must be an annoying conversation

Shane Haste do you like balding unathletic skinny guys from the south?

wait if ninajirachi loves her computer that means... computer.... my man 😂🤝

Also the movie behind my favorite letterboxd review.

nothing has me feeling more out of touch with music than listening to half an hour of dogshit zoomergaze slowcore from the opener, dunking on him with said bestie for a few minutes, then checking spotify and seeing he has 670,000 monthly listeners. what the hell

Thinking about the time Ted Turner fired the manager of the Atlanta Braves and appointed himself as the replacement to try to figure out why the team was so bad and break a 16-game losing streak. He managed for one game in 1977 before the National League told him he couldn’t do

RIP Ted Turner and his incredible “Known For” Wikipedia section

When I think of Ted Turner, I think of 3 things: TCM, pro wrestling, & Pulitzer winning fiction writer Robert Olen Butler emailing his English Department colleagues to inform them that his wife is leaving him to join Ted Turner's small retinue of girlfriends. RIP, king.

With Ted Turner gone, Georgia descends into conflict as the Great Houses fight for claim for the throne.

Losing Ted Turner is real end of an era type shit. RIP you certifiably insane, beast mode bastard.

30 🤤

rode the MARTA for the first time and genuinely why do y'all hate this lmao

who the fuck put jane remover on the go, diego, go wiki