Jackub (@_starlitkb) 's Twitter Profile
Jackub

@_starlitkb

27. He/Him. Profoundly boring human being.

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calendar_today14-02-2021 22:45:38

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thomas violence (@thomas_violence) 's Twitter Profile Photo

committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

claire šŸŒ§ļø ⚧ (@fuzzybluerain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

nothing has me feeling more out of touch with music than listening to half an hour of dogshit zoomergaze slowcore from the opener, dunking on him with said bestie for a few minutes, then checking spotify and seeing he has 670,000 monthly listeners. what the hell

Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thinking about the time Ted Turner fired the manager of the Atlanta Braves and appointed himself as the replacement to try to figure out why the team was so bad and break a 16-game losing streak. He managed for one game in 1977 before the National League told him he couldn’t do

Thinking about the time Ted Turner fired the manager of the Atlanta Braves and appointed himself as the replacement to try to figure out why the team was so bad and break a 16-game losing streak. 

He managed for one game in 1977 before the National League told him he couldn’t do
Tony Tost (@tonytost) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I think of Ted Turner, I think of 3 things: TCM, pro wrestling, & Pulitzer winning fiction writer Robert Olen Butler emailing his English Department colleagues to inform them that his wife is leaving him to join Ted Turner's small retinue of girlfriends. RIP, king.