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Whatever the line is for how long it takes a drunk Canadian to get lost in a casino, take the under

Kyle Farmer, a 34 year old middle infielder with a career .706 OPS, has been DHing this week after the Kris Bryant injury. And it’s an *improvement*. Not sure the hitting coach is the problem.

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Feeling normal

All touts that lack transparency have “winning” records, while all touts who are fully transparent have losing records. #YesAllTouts

Holy fuck Vladdy

Miami (OH) being ranked by the AP is like when SportsBoss had Incarnate Word in the top 10

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Zach Lowe Kirk Goldsberry Kevin Pelton never been a bigger gap between guests. goldsberry an all time dogshit performance too. could feel your frustration through my headphones zach. you have to get rid of him. no more. plenty more pelton though please i am begging you

Bam Adebayo: "We’ve got to find a way to win against teams that are, I guess you can say, trying to lose.”

Finally some good news

Don’t really follow the NBA close enough to “know what I’m talking about” but why not just decouple record and draft order altogether? Rng or the wheel or whatever.

Other estimates suggest “lmao this will never happen” and “Marvin Miller could still out-negotiate you and he’s been dead for 14 years”

Chris Smith You add value commensurate to your compensation to the transaction

All people are from bloodlines that have lasted for centuries dipshit

Jesus Christ

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