2026 resolutions: go insane

what a weird ass year

The first people to be guillotined in the revolution will be landlords and debt collectors

One of my regulars at work was on a first date tn. He came in early before his date arrived with this beautiful bouquet of flowers and asked us to hide it until she arrived and then bring it out with their drinks as a surprise. Ladies if he wanted to he WOULD!!

i accidentally left my phone in my friends car last night and had to use my nintendo DS as an alarm

GUILLERMO COOKED ONCE AGAIN!!! BEAUTIFUL FILM 10/10 NO NOTES

MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD COVER RENT, FOOD, HEALTHCARE, AND TRANSPORTATION. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S NOT A LIVING WAGE.

this year felt like being awake during surgery

BINGLINGS??

what a fucked up ass year

I love how we all mass agree 2025 was such a fucked up year for everyone

what a weird year

2025’s last fuck you to me was getting vertigo right before the new year . Fuck this year completely

2026 is the year we stop giving losers a chance

Why does my Uber have a slightly threatening aura

"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND." -GEORGE ORWELL, 1984

Bad Bunny said “God Bless America” then brought out the flag of EVERY country in the American Continent to remind gringos the world doesn’t revolve around YOU

ik puerto ricans are made fun of bc the way we speak spanish but i think all of latin america should come together and bully spain instead bc wtf is a vosotros

white people your time is now!!! go apply since hispanics are always “stealing jobs”