why does every white man that sits at my bar want to talk politics with me sir I am an idiot anyways would you like that on the rocks or straight up

my dr: you have chronic sinusitis and you need surgery me: 🥰✨insurance covered nose job✨🥰

Y’all seen Franklin on Tik Tok? World’s cutest baby.

I can’t be the only one that genuinely has no idea what is going on this semester

I don’t care who judges me I’m so sad keeping up the the Kardashians is ending 😢

my dream job is a boob job

new nose who dis

"The boat was actually Plan C, the church was Plan B, and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago." Happy anniversary to these two! 😍 🎊

my bank account

the only reason I went to school for business is because of the office

ally and AJ re-recording the explicit version of potential breakup song cured my depression

my mom beat cancer 3 years ago today 💕

the fact I just paid $2.75 a gallon for gas

hello can any of you tell me why I always check the time at 8:27 which is also my birthday

happy opening day of turkey season ladies the men will be updating their instagrams today

my life is so boring someone pls break my heart

why is my lunch break the shortest hour of the day

dude I just love Morgan Wallen so much my guy never misses