Has this woman seriously just offered me her dog in exchange for a phone? What the fuckkk😂

is everyone ok?

So my lil sister is learning how to write, and she successfully wrote a “G” and this is the aftermath:

I ain’t tryna flex but Iv been able to rap superbass for a while now

When the doctor showed my mum my ultrasound

My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo

kid cudi dancing to “electric feel” at coachella is my mood all summer

Footage of me drunk af last night applying concealer to my lips thinking it was lip gloss I love myself

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everyone at a night club is either: -19 -a 52 year old man -a couple breaking up

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Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s best thing ever 🤣🤣

thinkin about halloween ‘17 when the guy i had been seeing came home with another girl and i was already on his couch smoking weed with his roommates, still fully dressed as guy fieri