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girth brooks

@_smokinoken

DBA Dr. Whet Farts / ut is strictum

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calendar_today23-03-2012 20:23:13

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Tonight me and the gang were thinking up names that you could fit glizzy into (glizzy mcguire etc) and I panicked and couldn’t think of anything and came up with glizzanor roosevelt

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Laying awake in the middle of the night HAUNTED by the boomer status that I’ve achieved which is that I keep calling Shopify (we use it at work) SPOTIFY I no lie get called on it once a day

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Tonight I got in my car for an event wearing painful heels and my sweet beautiful man was so coachable that he was able to bring me the jewelry and lip stain that I forgot in the house

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Had my soundproof headphones on at the gym today so when I tooted while doing abs with Waylon I ended up yelling it for the gym to hear :)

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My boss may be making a social call to the house tomorrow *im deep cleaning the keurig and erasing every last trace of human life within my household*

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Should I fly spirit to Austin? I’ve been a Southwest girlie for my life but that frankly is not going to happen in this economy. Thoughts?!

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Ive been really enjoying being back at church BUT WHEN WILL THE OLD WOMEN STOP HITTING ON WAYLON?! A woman well into her 80s walked up to him this morning at church to tell him he’s “very tall and very handsome” I do love how he has such a calm energy that they feel ok to do this