I love unscheduled spontaneous shit. Only if my hair already done.

F*CK YES

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity

Hot take: Pizza Hut could launch a BOOK IT for adults and raise the American literacy rate by full percentage points

yes now move

i ordered from a taco truck yesterday and when he said “picante?,” i was like “huh?” and he goes “HOT SAUCE?!?!” boy i went home and signed up for spanish classes right there and then nah i’ll see you in 7 weeks. we finna hablo

Honestly my issue isn’t the kids not knowing the words it’s their inability to phonetically sound it out and attempt to say it. Reality is some words are going to be uncommon to certain people but the inability to use phonics is disheartening. Bring Hooked on Phonics back!

Oh yall buggin. Them quick lil $70 two hour trips to Miami on Spirit used to come through! ROUND TRIP Couldn’t do nothing longer than two hours on Spirit though but still. Yall can play bougie if yall want to 😭

THEY DID WHAT

Lord remove any laziness or procrastination from my body push me to my full potential each day and don’t let up AMEN

JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term? Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…” Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term. Silence. Every

Lord remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential this year.

Handcuffed a baby?! FIRE EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY

She got there at midnight saw you had no eats for her and ordered the “you not fuckin” special

A 9 year old CHILD is dead and her 14 year old sister is in critical condition. Local media keeps calling them juveniles instead of children and that doesn't sit right with me. Black kids get hurt they call them juveniles, white kids get hurt or something happens they call them

I actually dislike bad manners. Why do grown adults find it hard to say please, thank you, & excuse me? You literally get taught all these as a child.

All of the boys from when they see us and new edition story not being heavily booked after their performances is still crazy to me

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

It Seem Like We More Upset About $300 “AP”. Than We Are About What The Supreme Court/White House Is Doing To Us! I’m Not Tryin To Tell Nobody What To Care About! But If The Roles Was Reversed & They Voting Rights Was Being Attacked. I Know Which One They’d Be Upset About!!!