Kila saa 'jifunze kukaa na watu' kwanini wao wasijifunze kukaa na mimi?

They made Literature optional in senior school, where English is compulsory. They have banned politically themed items during high school drama festivals. Publishers are now needed to submit PDFs of each book published to the Kenyan Senate. We are back in the 1980s.

“You my bm, I won”

nothing bores me more than spending girl money on non-girly things like why am buying an adaptor?

Colour Magic.🌠 bcoz life's too Gray already.

Me it’s all my bones, but I’m also a cutie patootie so ✨balance✨

All you gotta do is lie to me one time and ima lie to you every chance i get

A lot of the things being discovered rn are things that were discovered long ago, but colonialism happened and we became convinced that our intelligence was primitive. It makes me angry all the time.

Kenyan men really hate their women. I’ll not explain further.

No. Once women turn 35 they lose their uterus and start producing testosterone then they become men

I loveee an unpunishable woman. After you’ve taken accountability & forgiven yourself, don’t allow anyone to berate you

A little Dior goes a long way- Soft, but unforgettable.🫦💄

FUCKING LEGEND OF A RESPONSE.

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

Friday ifike haraka nifanye my favourite activity: Lying to strangers at the Koda balcony 😂👌🏿

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Some of u are still falling in love with people in music and it’s because you don’t pray.

The girls are hating on truly spectacular cakes when that demonic mattress called Fruit Cake is still in existence

wagwan wadau! its madina! KENYA I LOVE YOU! and REESE said HIIIIIII