Condition right now: If the match of MI and KXIP match is to be decided by a toss, the coin is gonna stand erect 😂😂. #MIvKXIP

That was one hell of a dramatic match. KXIP isnt even the team i support but I'm happy they won. Wohoo #MIvKXIP

The MI Vs KXIP match was no less than a saas bahu serial climax scene 😂😂. #MIvKXIP

Damn that tactical change by ole from a 5-3-2 to a 4-4-2 changed the entire game. Where are the haters now huh? #GGMU #PSGMUN

Need someone to come sing soft kitty to me so that I can sleep

Ouch is the moment when you tell your actual height to people and they say "guff hanyo". 😐😐

Condition of the Nepalese youth: Conversation 1 Friend 1: Nepal is lacking development, we all need to develop our nation. Friend 2: tei Conversation 2 Friend 1: Ma tta katai baira nei permanently settle hunchu, Nepal ma kei hunna. Friend 2: Ah milcha bhane sakeysamma nafarki.

And if the youth have tyo "ma permanently baira settle hunchu" mentality, ghanta ko development dekhchas yo nation ma taharu le? K nataak paarira aru Bela Nepal ma yo milena tyo milena bhanera if in the end, you're gonna settle in some other country?

Biggest plot twist in any Nepali movie: Kti lai cancer huncha, kta le propose garcha, kti rejects the proposal. Then kta successful bancha ani kti marna aatda tesko sathi le bhancha she's dying. Also, someone please explain why the hell is ae mero hajur 3 trending 1 ma 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Y'all fucktards can stop celebrating kukur tihar if you're gonna worship those poor creatures and later start bursting fire crackers and torturing them. And if you think that pataka padkaunu is fun, malai privately DM gar ani ma timiharu lai educate garchu. (Not targeting anyone)

Sickos Yaar. Ignorant fucks

Fun fact: Today is international men's day and noone gives a flying fuck. Happy international men's day everyone 😂.

Nepali Haru lai bhrastachar garna ni nikai sajilo cha. Kasaile bhetena bhane paisa khayo, pakdiyo bhane printing mistake bhandyo , Kura sakkiyo.

A new step for a better future, for a better Nepal ❤️ Routine of Nepal banda #ajhaikatisahane

Giving 2.5 lakhs to the family of the rape victim isn't enough. A life should not be worth 2.5 lakhs first of all. And, till when are you going to provide money to the families so that they can shut up. WE NEED AN AMENDMENT IN THE BILL. ALL RAPISTS DESERVE TO BE MUTILATED.

I see a lot of people trying the "eating cake with glass" trend. Stop! Like please STOP! You don't look cool, you just look like a bunch of psychopaths that don't know the use of a knife or a wine glass.

Computer books of class 7 and 8 have classified watching porn as unethical or as cyber crime. How is watching something that helps in abstinence unethical or a crime? Education of Nepal I tell you.

Aja mero Rashi ramro cha. Bhaneypachi 12 ko result Aja haina bholi aucha, dhukka bhayera basa kta kti ho 😂😂😂 #class12resultpidit

You won against West brom, not the PL So chill out livershits 😂😂😂😂

Bad news for Barça as club statement reveal Ansu Fati “suffered a left knee contusion during training session” 🚨🔵🔴 #FCB “Ansu Fati is out and his recovery will determine his availability”, Barcelona reports.