What does your sign say about you? #Horoscope

Sex tips with uncle Randy #skit

I just told a Spirit Airlines pilot, “Thank you for your service”

Bibimbap sounds like a Korn lyric

Criminal.

R.I.P. Carolina Hurricanes Playoff Mustache #spittinchicklets #nhl

Dude must have a great Lawyer #JohnnyDepp

Thank you for flying Delta.

Boycott Bagpipes. (sound on)

I stormed the Capitol

She’s a 10 but she’s ugly as shit

Sound on

This is a Harambe situation waiting to happen

I’d rather run a marathon in the middle of the day than walk up stairs in the middle of the night

Gf: “if I had no arms or legs, would y…” Me: “I’d throw you in a river and start over.”

RT this if you demand that Elon Musk immediately verify me

TODAY

Spotify Wrapped is the new astrology

Just watched a Train music video and thought the lead singer was Papa John

Hear me out: A boxing dummy with WW’s face on it in the brickyard. $5 for some punches. Proceeds to One Pack NIL Barstool Pack WolfpackNation Lupus tom livolsi