Prof branded pregnancy tests… Retweet if U’d cop 🤔

Guess who's back back back Back again

I had a guy ask me what my fetish is and I said "when men bring me food" Guess who got taco bell dropped off at her apartment

woke up and turned my swag on (took adderall)

"Man it'd be so funny if cats could drive" - Me (I think I smoked too much today)

Okay what the fuck Jack Harlow is hot

2 of my cousins have permed their hair to look like Jack Harlow and I'm finally getting it

“I’m so wet” ok so dry off?? The fuck

wish I had some Polly Pocket clothes to chew on rn (just to take the edge off)

Did you go through a Hollywood Undead phase in middle school or were you a good kid?

It ain't nothing to cut that bitch off

“What makes you happy?” Money

I will never not love the Bernie Mac show. Just saying. #WhereYouAt

Losers. Losers everywhere.

If you are going to snap pictures of your food, at least make it fucking look good. Nobody is trying to see your nasty lookin food with the dingy lighting. 😺

I love playing metal at the bar and then all of a sudden, these other hoes start requesting their country and top 40 bs. #ass #cantstopwontstop

Who the fuck names these squishmallows?

Tits the season bitches 😻

if you a lame that's a shame you can't hang with me & katie