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took over my city and i never asked permission to. #ItsAllABlurTour 😈

Me realizing these 60+ year old women look 10x better than me in my late 20s #GoldenBachelor

She’s everything

“Do you cook outside?” “No, i decorate a man’s life with love and joy” Same girl. Same #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

I don’t care about Gerry’s journey anymore. Just give me 2 hrs of the women playing Never Have I Ever #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity).

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Jess: “I got a smoochie-poo” One of the women: “is he sober?” #TheBachelor

“Does she want me to cut off a limb?” NO SYDNEY SHE WANTS YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH #thebachelor

sydney is finally gone…we won but a new villain arrives 5 mins later…. why do i watch this show #TheBachelor

i feel like this is joey everytime he realizes jess is still here #TheBachelor

i’m sorry did jess not steal him twice on night one too?? #TheBachelor

Maria may have went home BUT THAT MEANS SHE'LL BE AT THE WOMEN TELL ALL #TheBachelor

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

me tomorrow morning at ABC headquarters doorstep asking for the uncut footage of Mark in that firefighter number #goldenbachelorette

no blowing fans, no bombshell curls, no glittery pink lipgloss and shimmery makeup, no strutting, barely any energy to feed off from the models, NO FANTASY BRA, barely any cute wings, not enough cute sets, stage construction looked last minute, short, october??#VSFashionShow2024

I need to see wicked: for good again..

“two tickets for wicked: for good, please”