a mí me cambió tanto la vida que la imprimí y la pegué arriba del espejo

“I work well under pressure” me under pressure:

The year you were born: 2006: 20 2005: 21 2004: 22 2003: Pushing 30 2002: Pushing 30 2001: Pushing 30 2000: Pushing 30 1999: Old man 19xx: Bag of bones

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Being chosen by animals is a rare privilege that words can't fully define

Me at work pretending to be nice

Si yo no aguanto ya 3 días durmiendo 5h qué va a ser de mí cuando tenga un bebé

i only just realized "why did the chicken cross the road" "to get to the other side" is a suicide joke

"I'll finish university at 21." "I'll buy a house at 23." "I'll be married at 25." "I'll have children at 27."

is this real ????

Babe wake up animal crossing makeup just got announced

I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

Quita lie to me y pon you don’t go to parties