Who is to be blamed? The government or the citizens? Definitely the citizens.

I switch on my data and 1gb is gone immediately. What is even going on, MTN?🥲

There are geniuses and there are GENIUSES. Donye is a GENIUS!

You might be wondering about what will happen by 11pm tonight.

When UNILAG Pharmacy inducted 67 distinction students out of 132 some months ago, nothing wey we no hear. Even other lecturers in this same UNILAG raised eyebrows about it. Other schools claimed we were dashed and pharmacy is easy here. If students merit it, what’s the fuss?

I sang this song word for word. How??🥹

Happy birthday to me! MTN Nigeria MTN Nigeria Support you no go like do birthday for me?😭

Greatest shock for me was ‘first goal to be scored by kicking’, I genuinely thought that was a gold mine. A lot of teams actually score with headers first. Imagine my shock. Betting hard af😩

Yes but the ratio has to be 1:2:1

I currently have 5 dealer licenses and the goal is to get 10 dealer licenses by the end of this year. Don’t ask me why I’m acquiring all of these licenses. Next year, I intend to acquire 5 licenses across 5 different states

We’ve grown our dealer base to over 20 Nigerian dealers that we have given access to Manheim and other clean title auctions. The goal is to grow this number to 60 by the end of April. So proud of the work we’ve been doing at Carlofty

JP Morgan closed our account for moving too much money from Nigeria. We built our own payment rail for dealers to wire auctions and dealerships in minutes, with NGN. Thread dropping soon. 🧵

The reason why BMW owners always like to race you on the road is coz they know their car is ugly and they’re rushing home so as not to be seen in it

One thing that I take pride in is in being selfless. Even in my dreams, I’m still selfless. It doesn’t take away a thing from me

I just pray for a lasting peace between the U.S and Iran. I hate wars.

I started buying cars at U.S. auctions for Nigerians out of Houston. Eventually for dealers. No tech. Pure hustle and spreadsheets. Now we’re building the infra so any dealer can do it themselves, and track every shipment end to end. That’s Carlofty.

I think I’ve sold most of the cheapest G63s in Lagos today. Working on one that would land for 156M before clearing. If clearing is done at 45M, it’ll land at 201M. It’s really itching me to buy this unit

To my new followers — hi, I’m Val 😊 I love date nights, vacations, and cars. I’ll be tweeting about building Carlofty and Dockie from the inside, and everything you need to know about buying cars from U.S. auctions. 😏