"Can I bring my mate the gaff he's sound probably just sit in the corner with a beer" The mate at 5am:

JUST 42 DAYS TILL THE END OF THE SEASON LESSS GOOOOOO

HARRY MAGUIRE DOES IT AGAIN! 🚨 Man United have completed the comeback ✅ 📺 TNT Sports & discovery+ UK

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All the eggs in the Europa League basket to deliver THAT in the final? You’ve chucked every league game for THAT? I’m so gone. I’m crashing out here, I’m sorry but the pan has spilled here, I’m beyond boiling point.

The club of Arsenal should be ashamed of themselves as well as the manager Arteta, who openly & publicly supported him in the media. Having every intention of extending his contract, too, before conveniently releasing him with the knowledge that he had these crown court charges

Maybe the real Mbeumo is the friends we made along the way

Percocet & Stripper Joint

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Scott McTominay has been nominated for the 2025 Ballon d’Or, I understand. 28 years old. 48 games. 16 goals. Serie A champion with Napoli. His first ever nomination. From squad player to world elite. Congrats, Scott!

fairs he never said mums life, he got us good.

#mufc fans outside of Old Trafford singing at Garnacho: “Who’s that t*** from Argentina? Who’s that money-grabbing w***e? Garnacho is his name and he hasn’t got a brain and he won’t be winning trophies anymore” Kieran Gill

United play tomorrow

You came out with 50 for this?

malacia is proof u just gotta hang in there sometimes man

Palace 3 - 1 Chelsea Arsenal 3 - 1 United

Arsenal

Fried Rice vs Manchester United: 90 Minutes 0/3 Shots on Goal 13 Possessions Lost 1 Yellow Card 1 Marty Supreme Jacket FCKING SHIT, EVERY FCKING TIME 💯 💯💯

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫