Instagram needs a feature where we can add pictures on highlights without posting it on story

“Boys are easier to raise”. Well, that explains the crime statistics

mexican goodbye

i'm convinced my life would be so much better if i had one of those window seats

how life feels when you’re with a man who has a problem solving mentality

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

Realizing these kids got more PTO days at school than you do at work

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

this is what a house should look like, not those cold looking offices

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

I don’t like the loophole of saying it’s an 8 hour shift just because the 1hr lunch is unpaid. I’m still at your place of business for 9 fucking hours.

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

What do you want for your birthday? Me:

beach rotting instead of bed rotting

Politicians are not celebrities. They are public servants and they’ve forgotten their place.

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

“I don’t do politics.” Well, now you're doing $6 gas.