Don’t honk at me I promise I can’t hear it my music too loud

New tires, oil change, and a full tank??? My car feels brand new! God bless

I feel like we as people need to come up with a 4th utensil

I vow to never miss another flight in my life. On g this shit is hell

I have the urge to scream very loud

why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fck you right now on September 27

From wedding to airport to the next wedding wild ass weekend

No, I don’t wanna see your Spotify wrapped!

Yes, I saw your story 1m ago idgaf I was tapping thru stories. You not special

Dallaska

iywmiynmiy

Cole all day

I need someone to buy me eargasm’s rn

It was my birthday last week, and I was sitting in the breakroom at work when a younger coworker asked what my partner had gotten me. She already had her phone out, completely ready to see a picture of a designer bag, a massive $500 floral arrangement, or a viral-worthy dinner

Don’t smoke w me if you ash on the same tray your roll on

Sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window

Imagine being common folk and paying to be verified on instagram. Jokes 😂