Eu ia começar a gritar o nome de todos os demônios que conheço "pois eu chamo pra dentro deste aviao pra viajar com a gente satanás, lucifer, belzebu, azazel, asmodeus, belial, baal" vai ficar ela sendo maluca de um lado e eu sendo maluco do outro

how the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them

Yea...I'd be gone.

I haven’t paid 19.99 on one of your flights since 2011

Children who did this during class hours are anxious and depressed now.

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

yo intentando salvar el cuatrimestre en una noche

fuck you

Bué engraçado acreditarem nisto num país que anda desde os anos 60 para fazer a porra de um aeroporto 😂

Every religion on earth is man-made.

I’m on the side of twitter where animals are trolling themselves

What the heck is happening on the timeline?

the fuck did i do ????

*empieza mayo* todo el mundo // los estudiantes

I am no longer in control of my timeline. It was taken over by animals.