Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT. WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

Santa shouldn’t gives gifts to Protestants. Is he SAINT Nicholas or not?

Merry Xmas 🐥🐣. Things Come & Go But Mostly im Cool

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

que en paz descanse Sabú y el Papa Francisco. 🕊️

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

you’re a sick fuck for what you tried to do to mamdani

spotify wrapped day, when my twitter tl is full of good jokes and my ig story feed is full of musicians making the same epic west wing shame rant posts they made last year

THEY DID IT!!!!

God Rest You! Merry Gentleman

Spurs’ Victor Wembanyama after upsetting the Thunder in the NBA Cup semifinals: “I’m just glad to be part of something that’s growing to be so beautiful — pure and ethical basketball.”

this is a 1988 book about ai psychosis and using kabbalah for schizochristian computational prediction. was umberto eco in the ccru?

BJORK: I’m going hunting ME: Ok BJORK: I’m the hunter. ME: Understood

Miami really is the Israel of LatAm

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

Wu Tang Cher Clan