Doing my part $unc mode

remember the 'unc airdrop people are selling and chart is going down' fud? turns out - as a lot of fud, it ended up being a lie, which I personally knew from the get-go if you still follow the people who lied to you about this, I would strongly suggest to block/mute these

god forbid an unc do a little arithmetic

Cc TURGID_BULL_DONG

Like I said, grab those nuts son, we’ve got some ground to cover /uncmode

Friday night Fuck yea /uncmode

Buy the tears, don’t sell, don’t show emotion One wallet, one dream, one blue chew so I can pound your aunt /uncmode

Uncle Rico (xillions/acc) 🐍🪈 /uncsummer

Apparently you’re supposed to call your doctor when you have an erection for more than 4 hours I’m going on hour 7, haven’t called yet Cc TURGID_BULL_DONG /uncmode

Feeling a little hungover this fine Friday morning after a few miller high life’s last night Ex wife bitching because her alimony payment didn’t clear Funds are secure, they’re just allocated elsewhere /uncmode

The end of $unc summer aligns with prostate cancer awareness month There are no coincidences /uncmode

gmunc /uncmode

Don’t underestimate the capital that’s been waiting for a coin like $unc to emerge Tom Brady and MJ both unretired and won a championship so keep that in mind I wonder who unretires from trenching to bullpost unc next? Study Michael Jordan’s last dance

A lot of you youngsters are about to learn what a beach ball underwater means $Unc mode

Right off for an evening sauna. /uncmode

Making a brisket today, i already smell the apple flavored traeger pellets burning through my window /uncmode

single wallet multi cycle cockroach unc chads will inherit the chain once all the multiwallet fortnite zoomers chop each other up on new pairs

$UNC is crushing it on Shillz They got some serious bagworkers there.

Women will never understand how peaceful it is to take a shit with the door open $unc mode