I won’t tell anyone when I’m rich, but if you check my wife’s Instagram the signs will be there.

Perez you dirty dirty man

Non confrontational people actually move so foul

Born to aura farm and nothing else 😭

When it comes to the boys I have no sense of embarrassment when it comes to being unknowledgeable or inexperienced

Xhaka hitting a brexit tackle on Bruno Guimares, I deserve it

Quick Reminder to all yall, Fuck Israel

Gm 🌞

I have no words

popping up married after absolutely zero signs of dating >>>>>

"I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women" he said.

"I don't wanna vote for Cuomo cus he rapes people." "Well Mamdani eats rice weird, so I'm voting for the guy who rapes people."

Fek

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

A socialist just got elected mayor in the heart of the financial world at the top of the greatest bubble of all time.

Zohran Mamdani is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2025 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while supporting such a terrible organisation. I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.

Molly Ploofkins