I will never stop thinking about this frosty I got today

I’m still wondering

every time i see COVID-19 written out i read it to the tune of “come on eileen.” if i have to bear this burden so do all of you

Alright. This has officially gone too far.

how i sleep at night knowing im responsible for ruining my life

we- 😌✨🧚‍♀️

What’s Joe Biden’s plan to make these bags easier to open?

I’m back :(

Steve Jobs kinda cooked

I was supposed to have a job interview today but I got stood up

Not me panic searching “normal toes” to make sure mine are okay (…they’re not)

Montreal eyes Montrealize Montreal Lies

Nothing is more suspicious than the chicken in the Trader Joe’s prepackaged salads

I’m so thirsty I would drink toilet water if I ran it through a brita first

Trying to decide whether I should send this to my coworkers or not

Omg I just finished my masters degree and I only had to drop out once 🥹