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Joker

@_realjoker_

Hello Gotham, Joker here. Yes that's right, the Clown Prince of Crime himself! HAHA!! Now bring me a Batman worthy of the name.

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calendar_today30-05-2009 22:52:12

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Harley..? Has anybody seen the Batman? Come on, let's go and slay! I never see him anymore Come out the cave It's like he’s gone away He used to spoil all my plans And now he don’t I wish he’d tell me why! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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“Personally I’m a huge fan of the flamethrowers, chemicals andahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahah...the city’s proud contribution to climate change. Say, Ivy? How are your weeds holding up? Sun still trying to slowly burn them alive?”

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“Ouch! Such harsh words, hitting home like a bullet to the spine! I know, I know, I’m WHEELING out the easy gags but hey! Why don’t we raise a toast to the classics? WOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Here’s to crime.”

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Happy Holidays! The most wonderful time of the year! Sending cards, sealing envelopes, licking stamps... Be a shame if someone were to coat them in a special form of toxin, wouldn’t it? Ho! Ho! HohohohOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Merry Christmas, Gotham.

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“Tell me about it! Clones and wannabes besmirching the good name of beloved villains across the city. You need someone to wipe them out! Start afresh! A clean slate! AHAHAHA! I’m just the man for the job. But don’t worry, little bird brat. I’ll make sure you get all the credit.”