Steady, Eddie! You’re acting like I care. SpoilersahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa...I don’t.

Harley..? Has anybody seen the Batman? Come on, let's go and slay! I never see him anymore Come out the cave It's like he’s gone away He used to spoil all my plans And now he don’t I wish he’d tell me why! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

“Personally I’m a huge fan of the flamethrowers, chemicals andahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahah...the city’s proud contribution to climate change. Say, Ivy? How are your weeds holding up? Sun still trying to slowly burn them alive?”

Mister J paid for what?!

I look around and see no Batman worthy of the name. WHERE ARE YOU?!

“Ouch! Such harsh words, hitting home like a bullet to the spine! I know, I know, I’m WHEELING out the easy gags but hey! Why don’t we raise a toast to the classics? WOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Here’s to crime.”

Happy Holidays! The most wonderful time of the year! Sending cards, sealing envelopes, licking stamps... Be a shame if someone were to coat them in a special form of toxin, wouldn’t it? Ho! Ho! HohohohOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Merry Christmas, Gotham.

Booooooooring!

“Mixed into a vat of Ace Chemicals’ finest poison! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

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Ha.

Ha ha.

Haha ha ha.

Hahahahaha.

HahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Hello Gotham. Daddy’s home.

Ditto. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

“Tell me about it! Clones and wannabes besmirching the good name of beloved villains across the city. You need someone to wipe them out! Start afresh! A clean slate! AHAHAHA! I’m just the man for the job. But don’t worry, little bird brat. I’ll make sure you get all the credit.”

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 30 May 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).