🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has "indefinitely paused" the unsealing of the final Epstein files, citing "regional instability" and "national security" regarding the Iran conflict. If you had ANY remaining doubts, then nobody can help you.

Seems like the most important post in the world right now.

Nah it’s the opposite. Star Wars is supposed to be about an entire galaxy but it keeps circling back to the Skywalker family which ends up making the universe feel small.

“One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This”

Time to see if those $500 “owner” pieces of paper are actually worth a shit or not

“Im playing in the WBC for the troops” is an insane statement/thought process

Straight to jail.

World capital of Nazi tactical retreat for 80 years!

Destroying a game's art direction after not actually working on the game is peak AI mentality. Do nothing, ruin things for everyone, celebrate. This is nothing to be proud of, it is a disgrace and one's inability to recognize that points to severe delusion. Disgusting.

Irish Zionism

Wait wasn't Ubisoft one of the listed companies endorsing this shit tho? Lmfao you guys can't be memeing on it when you're part of the problem.

If you're riding around in a cybertruck and have it in self driving mode with your infant in the car, you are a terrible parent on top of being a fucking idiot.

glenn howerton got on the always sunny podcast saying he came up with a technique to drink without getting a hangover and it was essentially this and they mocked him relentlessly for inventing “drinking water”

The GOP has run Texas since 1995. Their ads promise to “fix what’s broken,” but they’ve been in charge for 30 YEARS. They didn’t inherit the problem. They ARE the problem. It’s time for change, y’all. 🤠

Good for Omar López and Javier Bracamonte, two Astros lifers who had an emotional embrace shortly after the final out. López managed for 12 minor-league seasons before getting a big league job. Bracamonte is beloved by everyone. Two of the longest tenured members of the franchise

In Soviet Russia: Death kills Chuck Norris

Don fall for it. Everyone needs to act like Talarico is 7 points behind and campaigns/organize like it.

Can we stop comparing camping out for Pokémon drops to midnight game release! Midnight game releases were never about scarcity! They were meant to promote a game and allow for a community event to get the game early. If you missed it, guess what? You could just go the next

Guys- The frost bank center is smack dab in the middle of the hood. Like you can get used tires and Barbacoa at halftime Old white ladies like this live in a fantasy world