this might be an unpopular opinion but people who let their cats up onto their kitchen counters/food prep area are absolutely disgusting

Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

Run errands early as shit before the idiots wake up.

you better than me = you really dumb as hell

Me tryna support black business but the owner gotta attitude😭🙄

The psych ward

genuine question are the jonas brothers in serious debt or something

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

This the tweet that set everything in motion.

netflix wants you to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your ipad

Good. Drop them to $40

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

Dropped in 1989 and they STILL don’t need a new one! THAT’S how you market a product!!

Greatest NFL rivalry is back. Tomorrow. Round three. #WildcardWeekend #DaBears

Good thing DoorDash has beef (and everything else)   #doordashpartner

Wow you kids have no idea how serious this was

I know Harriet was going through it.

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

And look who comes in to interfere ….usual SUSPECTS