my grandma had 13 kids and said she wished birth control had been invented during her years. then proceeded to make sure all of the women all went to college because she was unable to finish high school. she was dark woke because if you were a girl grandchild and didn't want to

So Rape Academy dot com can stay up and running, but when women create a database of their abusers, that’s immediately taken down. What the fuck?

this is how dan and phil hid a relationship for 16 years

when Azem comes back after 2 months of adventures

You know people don’t like to admit this but older cartoons they grew up with were woke and discussed social issues like this and were very on the nose about it

for a few years now i have been autistically fixated on the mascot of the mattress retailer known as mattressman. over the years i’ve kind of just harassed them into knowing who i am. anyway…. recently they got in touch with me saying they wanted to send me a gift. i’m crying.

went to in-n-out tonight and ordered a celebratory root beer float after a kickass riding lesson and the guy handed it to me like "by the way. this might explode. bye" dear reader, you will never guess what happened in my truck,

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I"VE SEEN A FROGMOUTH CHICK AND OH MY GOD!

Papà ha le demenza. Ogni mattina facciamo l'appello. "Mamma è viva?" "No, papà. Non c'è più". Fa una pausa triste. Cerca di ricordare. Poi incalza: "E Agatina? È viva?" Agatina è viva. È la nostra gatta, ma anche la sua seconda moglie.

Felt appropriate

Fun fact/animal cognition theory: nearly all mammals recognize the young of other mammals because of cuteness proportions, ie, oversized head and eyes, because mammals in general nurture their young for much longer and mammalian cuteness is a nurture bait.

seal and miku have a nonbinary child named kai

is it legal to say on the phone to a customer service rep "if you do not cancel my United Healthcare plan right fucking now, I am going to livestream my suicide and blead out over a giant cardboard cutout of your ceo, Tim Noel"

guard at the national archive: don’t touch or lean my 8 y/o: [leans] me to my kid: don’t teach or lean 8 y/o: [leans] me: hey! listen up, they said not to touch or lean! 8 y/o [near tears] I DON’T KNOW WHAT ORLEAN IS!!

Case in point: When I drew this simple little guy (named Peabee) in MS Paint and it resonated enough with someone to stick it on their arm forever.

I’M SORRY?????

I got home from a 5 day trip, and asked my pet sitter to record my cat's reaction as I came in. This was the result...

Im so tired of having moderate to bad dreams about my bf every night and waking up feeling more tired than I did before I slept