Cheers Civitavecchia 😁👋 Onto Naples 🛳🇮🇹 #GrapefruitVodka 👀🥴🥃

Trying to cut down on my alcohol consumption on this trip, so I’ve limited myself to just ONE drink with lunch… Cheers from Sorento 😁🍺☀️

Couple of hours in Monaco today. Managed to get a lap of the #F1MonacoGP done! 😁🏎 2 stop strategy: Pitted for Ice Cream and beers 🍦🍺😂 🇲🇨

Meanwhile over Northern France...👀 #ThisIsGoingWell✈️✈️ #NotTheNextEpisodeOfAirCrashInvestigation🧑‍✈️😌 #InnsbruckHereICome🏔️⛰️🗻

His and Her trucks 💚❤️ Radio Mark 😁📻 bringing the #IvecoTakeover 🚛 We made it back home safely! 😍

Thank you Ma’am.

You’re never more than two feet away from someone talking about an air fryer.

Just discovered this in the biscuit cupboard in the kitchen…👀 100 Jaffa Cakes to eat before the 19th November 2022 (tomorrow)…😳🙈 Challenge Accepted McVitie's, challenge accepted 😏🤣🤣👌 #CakedOut #GoJaffaOrGoHome

Cookening happening right now 🤤 …but I wonder what is playing on #Alexa right now? It could be #Imamy things 😏🎶🎵 🤣🤣

Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂

Just checked in to the worlds most depressing airport #BelfastInternationalAirport. …which is also a con because it is nowhere near Belfast City itself 🤦🏼‍♂️ #AntrimInternationalAirport Leaving behind the cold and the snow for a few days, still, could be worse 🏖️☀️😎

Can’t quite hear #JessGlynee yet 👀

I’ve managed to hurt my right hand at some point in the last 24hrs - wee finger is in agony…but… I’m hoping that happy hour beer helps fix it 😁🍺🍺 #BestMedicine #NotHopefulButOhWell #Lanzarote #LeastThereIsNoSnow

Someone says they are making you a cup of tea and return a few moments later with this I’m now going to spend the rest of my evening trying to work out what I’ve done on this person for them to make me a cup of tea THAT colour 🤣🤣🤣 Think Caroline 💜 has some explaining to do 👀

Lovely weather on the trip back home across the #IrishSea today 😎☀️ …apart from the symphony of car alarms going off 🤦🏼‍♂️ Is it really that hard to lock your car AND turn your car alarm off? 😅 Think it’s time to go to the bar for some peace and quiet 🍺😃👌

Much better 🤩😃 That’s how you do ferry travel these days 🤣🤣🥂

And that’s a wrap! Back into grey and pretty grim looking Belfast 😢⛴️ (Here comes the rain as I actually type this 🤣🌧️ - nothing says welcome home like being greeting by the rain 🙃) #StenaEdda

🇪🇸 Hola! Heading deep into the middle of remote #Lanzarote along tiny roads/dirt tracks to explore the volcanos, in the mighty Hyundai i20 hire car. What could possibly go wrong…. I wonder what Spanish is for “I’ve crashed my Hyundai into a volcano” 🤔🫣🤣

I’ve just found this on Spotify… 🤪 Still, when I’m off work and feeling like I’m missing something from my day, pop this on and hey presto, the soundtrack to my working day 🤣🤣

On holiday on a Spanish island 🏝️ Haven’t quite worked out what “shit” is in Spanish, but it is most definitely this thing….😠🫠🤦🏼‍♂️