Please tell me again that women are too emotional …. 😑

Once I have this baby, finish breastfeeding, beat postpartum depression, regrow all the hair I’ve lost, clear up my hormonal acne, go back to yoga, and start fitting in normal clothes again, it’s over for you bitches

Me: I’m going to sleep My newborn:

Just popped a Benny (a Benadryl)

Dream blunt rotation #Nosferatu

Me every time I go back to MSU campus 💚

Not Pope Francis staying alive to throw shade at JD and then dying, a true Sagittarius diva ❤️🕊️

Boomers be like “this is why I had kids” and it’s making them do physical labor and be their personal therapists

You want me to have MORE kids??? In this economy?!?

Me whenever someone comes to fix something in the house and I don’t know what to do with myself

Pray for me, nothing’s wrong I just have to take both my cats to the vet at the same time 🙏🏻

JD getting scolded by two popes is like when my parents used to say “we’re not mad, we’re just disappointed”

There is nothing more humbling than seeing a picture your toddler took of you

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

When my husband points out my spending habits even though I am very aware I spend too much

Emo bands are touring again, nature is healing 🥲🖤

I am all three of these things and can confirm I’m never wrong

Me watching Tenet

#autism

I can’t wait to get raptured tomorrow