you can’t make me look dumb bitch I’m already retarded

THEY PLAYED THE WRONG SONG FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM I-

If my kid ends up ANYTHING like me I’m beating the shit out of him

on god i just wanted to put horses on a white background

Operator concept Wayne from Letterkenny: Armor: 3 Speed: 3 Primary: Right fist Secondary: Left fist Gadget: Cigarette, provides immunity to all status effects for 30 seconds

driving thru nebraska has taught me that having hoes is absolutely meaningless all u need in life is a dirt bike and a bible

i said don’t be a fucking meanie

Ohhh I'm flashed I'm... OH MY FUCKING GOD! DUDE why is it that when I flash somebody it's like I just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party, but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fuckin' REQUIS pull

Burt Macklin ПОГ

what’s the matter baby you’ve barely touched your baja blast

i am merely a monkey clickity clackin on a keyboard, god save my simian soul

i have never told a joke. everything i say i wholeheartedly mean

Michael Jackson is dead http://bit.ly/e1S03