Very pleased to see toads are getting their day of recognition

This toad stopped the bank from repossessing my house

I am so tied of this barbieheimer shit but we talk about armie hammer's cannibalism kink again?

I'm wasting away again in Margaritaville. Please send help.

T mobile charges me whatever the fuck they feel like with no explanation and life has me so broken I just take it

Elon musk is what happens when you’re too rich to grow out of your edgy teen phase

I’ve picked up nervous pacing as a new hobby. If I walk far and aimlessly enough, maybe I’ll ditch my crippling anxiety

Putting my foot where it doesn’t belong just to feel alive

Getting a train run on me tonight. It’s by mosquitos.

RIP to the legend behind conspiracy king Dale Gribble, reminding us to not trust anything to the very end

My hair stylist was toning my hair and said “I want to get every drop in there.” I couldn’t help but respond to her with “thank you daddy”

I’m glad they added some grunge texture behind the X logo. I love it now.

I deleted snapchat but then I remembered that I like to buy drugs

Y’all ever just