Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

And for the lady, perhaps a lightsaber?

I’m never on here anymore but if yall could go follow my pod, Going Beyond the Castle, wherever you stream your podcasts. Thanks a bunch.

Today, UConn basketball has the small task of beating both God and The Devil

ND vs UCONN! Let’s Go Irish! 🙏🏽☘️☘️

White smoke is coming out of the salesforce tower in downtown Indianapolis, signaling the selection of a new cold ass white boy college hooper.

Artemis II launch POV from EPCOT! 🚀🌐🌕 I love how everybody is like “😃😃👏…😐😐😐…😃😃👏…😐😐😐” as it comes between the clouds! 🤣

And fantasmic preshow was never the same after

🚨“THAT IS NO MOON” says horrified Artemis II crew

Just posted a TikTok video about how I don’t like Grogu. I expect to wake up tomorrow with haterz.

There's some extra pixie dust at Magic Kingdom tonight! ✨

me and Jacob Rude tonight

Project Hell Yeah

“Bueckers to Fudd”

azzi fudd to the dallas wings oh my god gay people never give up your fanfiction happy ending WILL find you

Look who stopped by the Walt Disney Studios Courtyard at Hollywood Studios 👀✨

Max Rebo fell off the stage at Coachella and died. He fucking died

Nobody ever talks about how Sebulba is the real unsung hero of Star Wars because he really did try to kill baby Hitler.