“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

might get cancelled for saying this but this looks like it's copied from somewhere? the name...the cover.. it all looks so familiar. i just can't pinpoint exactly where i've seen it. oh wait i figured it out. it looks like the ALBUM OF THE YEAR

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

“you better not be spreading yourself too thin when i get there” me:

PAY DE DEVIL!!! (No legit you have to pay them for them to leave you alone idk why i thought everyone knew this lol )

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

do u ever just go wow i have a lot of repressed anger

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

bitch i can’t tell if some of these met gala pictures are real or AI😭😭

i get so offended nowadays when people approach me with nonsense because what vibes do i give that make you think I'd tolerate that 😭

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

no babe i love how 30 you are

I have COVID PTSD…ion find none of this shit funny.

i’m scared of hannamontana virus

Ariana Grande announces new single ‘hate that i made you love me’ out May 29th.

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg