Happy International Left Handers Day to those that... celebrate.

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

this doesnt bother me because i am not as talented as the rizzler

one weird thing about being a guy is you never really have any idea what’s normal for guys to do during sex cause no one tells you what other guys are doing. for instance i had no idea i was supposed to have a bra-unhooking catchphrase until yesterday

at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered Grinch controlled airspace

Harry Potter sliding on Cedric’s girl the very next semester was insane work if we’re being honest.

my girl into beastiality she fuckin with a goat like me

I'm already massively anti generative AI but if you ever use ai to communicate matters of the heart you're missing out on the best parts of being human. It's like you're already dead

time to cleanse the timeline again

you are not crashing out white boy you are losing your marbles

australian bottom surgeon: lets take the shrimp off the barbie

holy shit

suicide note that just says this

new most popular baby name (girl) revealed

Robert e Lee during the civil war:

google ai is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn't work

All the “World War 3!!!” people are too WW2-brained You need get into WW1 brain WW3 isn’t starting in some Invasion of Poland, Pearl Harbor grand strike It’ll start because an activist influencer livestreams a prank that accidentally kills a rich guy you never heard of

I don’t know how we got to a place as a society that hates fireworks. I’m sorry your dog doesn’t like them, but your dog doesn’t dictate my life on the 4th of July.