You ever just walk around your house pretending to be a chicken?

I have never undressed faster than I did 5 mins ago, when I put on a shirt that had a live moth hiding inside it

If you're not going commando during comfy TV time you're doing it wrong

Thirsty Thursday! All pre-made content is discounted today only cos your gal needs to make rent 🥳

This is how you'll find me until the heatwave is over

As a single gal I don't really get Xmas presents any more.. but if you want to be a cutie pie here is my wish list so far throne.com/prayformojo Anyone who sends gifts will receive a sexy lil thankyou video 😘

I love when my work equipment blows up on the first day of the busiest month of the year 🥳😅

It takes every ounce of my strength not to scream out "bless you" every time I hear one of my neighbours sneeze

Having flirty banter with charity workers to improve my IRL social skills

Singing Macarena on repeat but not the chorus

All my dreams are centred around physical touch at the moment. At least dream Baz is getting some action 😅

Apparently a full moon makes men super disrespectful and gross. Throwing out blocks today like Oprah giving out cars.

Reaching my limit on a Monday isn't a vibe 🥲

I think the fuckery of today calls for a face mask and little pamper night 😌

For hump day I present my lovely lady lumps *camera is still a 🥔 soz*

It's the most exciting day of the week... Bunnings plant shopping day! 🥳 (Donations welcome if you're an enabler)