Be the pineapple people will aspire to be

I have a relative who once tried to go swimming in the ocean. He never came back.

Pineapples want equality for all species.

#FacetimeMeCam honestly idk what this is but it's trending so yeah

And here we see the wild pineapple in it's natural habitat.

August 1, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now for the rest of you: Let's get washed up for the orgy!

HAPPY #CroatoanDay

Get your toilet paper and get as far away as you can from Kansas. #CroatoanDay #CROATOANVIRUS

why are people following me i never even tweet anything

"Don't deny the call of the homicide, Sherlock." #fuckthebells

Girls love girls and pineapples #pineappleatthedisco

#CHUCKLIVES #Supernatural200thEpisode Thank you for the fucking awesome 200th episode.

@cshopinski MY SON

There's a #freelucifer campaign right now that's awesome. Don't you think it should be #FreeNick?

@tacosgrier My family does not support Nash Grier. This is false advertisement. I'm suing.

#Alwayskeepfightingjared Sending all the love and support

#AlwaysKeepFighting

Oh man, my massive ego. I'm so hurt. #slayed

#igotslayedsomanytimestodayishouldjustquittheinternet