fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.

y’all so fucking stupid oh my god

this is why i dislike the "theres a common denominator here" rhetoric where if you repeatedly lose friends ppl assume its a u problem, bc it doesnt allow for the possibility that the person its abt is neurodivergent and/or mentally ill and not actually a POS

i lost friends repeatedly for years and the reasons they would give me would often boil down to "you displayed too many symptoms of tourettes/autism/stpd/other various disabilities/illnesses around me and it made me uncomfortable". i kid u not . i had someone who made a full +

if it doesnt surprise u that ppl will leave partners who are diagnosed with cancer bc unfortunately those ppl do exist, it shouldnt surprise u that ppl will leave friends who are in any way neurodivergent too for showing too many symptoms. ultimately its about empathy

how do you explain to a cat that after 15 years of being loyal and loving to his human, he was dumped off in a pee-soaked stroller at a rescue's doorstep because the new boyfriend doesn't like cats? People are so disappointing.

I'm tired of being "professional" and coddling people because they feel guilty for doing shit like this. It is shitty, and you should feel guilty. your cat's whole little world just got all fucked up. you couldn't just see him through his last few years?

I'm just so tired and so done being nice. This cat is so stressed. If anyone in the Bay Area is interested in adopting or even fostering, please reach out, he is sweet but NOT ok with other cats and is NOT doing well here. He needs to be in a home.

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

from getting hit by a car, being 5 minutes away from euthanasia in a cold, scary shelter... to normal, playful, silly-faced baby 2 months later 💗 so glad I heard about her in the nick of time that day. we love you Honey 🥹

why do these hogs know how to do a zipper merge better than most humans do behind the wheel

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

I prefer to send these paragraphs so at least I won't have autoimmune disorders later in life because I kept everything to myself

This is what twitter is about 💕

Kinda crazy how middle class whites can’t afford homes with garages anymore, so their teenage kids don’t have a free place to make angsty punk rock, so we just don’t get music like this anymore

not the birth controli

when you think so little of yourself it is hard to imagine you are capable of causing great harm bc u basically don’t even think u matter. so u commit cruel actions and never recognize them as such.

“I feel so unsafe i’m having a casual conversation with Lyft support and I feel so unsafe that I’m being condescending about pushing someone until they step out of their character” bruh like she’s even doing the typical gaslighting mean girl voice like “omg see she’s sooo crazy”

U.S. government has already considered this before - Operation Northwoods