I am patriarchy and I oppress half the population of the planet.

I am patriarchy and I fool men into believing they're not trapped in their gender.

I am patriarchy and capitalism is my lover.

I am patriarchy and when you dare to challenge me, the world will call you a freak.

I am patriarchy and I decide what is normal.

I am patriarchy and I decide what rights you get based on the genitals between your legs.

I am patriarchy and every time a husband slaps his wife, I condone him for putting her in her rightful place.