This is how far we have come with the TV Licence payment. We have still not found X but we are determined to keep trying. #tvlicence

Looked into the cam after like "yeah, that's what tf I do"

one of the most embarrassing moments of my life was in like 2013 this guy kept commenting on all my girlfriends pictures and i said she’s not gonna fuck you bro just to later find out that’s the guy my girlfriend was cheating on me with lol

A child born here won’t understand the preachings of a Nigerian pastor.

IT'S WEIRD HOW EVERYONE SLEEPS DIFFERENTLY, like i sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, and y'all sleep on me

sometimes a chinese person will tell you they grew up in the countryside and then you’ll google where it is and it is a town of only two million people

Why is it that when moles and traitors are caught in MI6 they’re always working for Russia or China? What about the double agents for smaller states - are they just never caught because no-one thinks to look for the deep cover agents of East Timor or São Tomé and Príncipe?

You can go days without a sale. Don’t painc, more days without a sale ahead.

If you don’t marry a virgin, you’ll kiss your bride in-front of her exes, one night stands, male besties who hit it. She’ll invite all of them. You won’t know. You’ll be there smiling like a clown.

Take it to the bank.

😂😂

Your visa was delayed because you don’t qualify, this has nothing to do with God. Coincidence happens, it’s all in ur head because why would God protect you alone and abandon everyone else in the UAE??

The idea of a “happy relationship” for some people is just public display of the man spending on the woman.

Just let her do the talking. If she turns him down twice and he’s still persisting then you step in. It’s your girls job to draw the line and your job to defend that line if crossed.

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An American bank partnered with a Nigerian man to launder $308 million of Nigerian government money. The money left Nigeria through American banks. It then sat quietly in a shell company for years while the man lived comfortably in Texas. In 2003 American authorities arrested

when my wife who just got back home from work says "come to mommy" and my child starts walking to her😭

Did you know that in Ghana, investigators can legally read your messages, listen to your calls and access your data without telling you? It’s in the Cybersecurity Act, passed in 2020 and here’s how it works: They go to the High Court quietly, without you present and without

Catch me if you can!!!