OK but seriously laughing at this thing.

This week I found out my family can apply for dual residency in Luxembourg. I also found out I have Luxembourgian heritage. #offtowikipedia

170th in population, but first in our hearts #luxembourgfacts

EDIT I was wrong earlier, it's Luxembourgish #liveandlearn #andapplyfordualcitizenship

Neighbors just delivered a bag of beer + chicken treats + letter of apology from their dogs for chasing the chickens Sunday. #MidtownNice

...and for the record, their tiny dogs are hilarious and we were not really worried about them hurting the chickens. :)

"what is this, is this some kind of facebook?" Brendan upon seeing Twitter open in my browser

Biden Turns Up Volume Of 'Alice In Chains' Playing Through Earbuds #InaugurationDay

Biden is quietly blowing raspberries at Pence #inauguration

Inauguration Fact: An inauguration of a president is the first step in the impeachment process #InaugurationDay

This beat-up truck has been parked halfway on our yard for 3 days. Someone left a bag of poop on their hood #thanksneighbor #havecourage

That time I fled Communist Romania to a refugee camp in Austria, came to America, & years later became an exec Google creating 10ks of jobs x.com/TrumpHotels/st…

Alright who snitched

The cats are scared of a lot of things at the new house: stacked boxes, open doorways, and, notably, their first time seeing a ceiling fan

for those that need it x.com/jennaquirk/sta…

u know what im gonna do more of this year. wear blazers with miniskirts and/or shorts. that is a premium look

Randomly found this GoFundMe the other week, had been putting off donating but keeping it open in a tab and meaning to give a little... 1/2

...today I looked again and noticed he passed away a week ago. There are many good causes, and this seems like one: gofundme.com/3jpywts

(And by that I mean, if you are so inclined, donating a little seems like a nice thing to do.)