truthful merit. but in addition to this post (and for reference), here's a little exchange that did make me giggle and go "that's so orko" so! there's that 🥹

but power like that going towards /good/ things isn't wasteful ... it'd help plenty of people who are incapable of helping themselves! let alone lacking the ability of that magnitude to accomplish it ...

that's ... understandable then. but i SHOULD make it a point to say that i can only calculate very few who would agree with an all-powerful being bent on destroying them. so to put it bluntly ... yes, i DO preach about this kind of stuff, as i'm sure many others do too.

if you say so! [unlike the real orko, he won't pry. tapping metal appendages together.] uhm ... what's your name? if you don't mind telling me, that is.

[the LEDs on his screen beam smiling eyes.] no problem! 's' it is! oh, and 's?' you can call me ork-0 if you'd like! just be sure to annunciate the 'oh' when you do —- i wouldn't want it sounding too close to 'orko.'

yes, him! i am aware that we look a lot alike ... it's a long story, really. but i am my own ork-0, which has nothing at all to do with orko the great of trolla.

i apologize if it's strange ... truth be told, i suffered an identity crisis at first boot-up. i didn't know if i was the real orko or not, but once i started to simply be myself, i felt a lot better again ... !

but when such a hefty percentage is against you ... why? or is it easier to be evil when you choose to ignore the reasons why not to be? [a genuine question, it sounded like.]

ooc.✦ replies on here coming soon of course! i just prioritize my main a lil

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⠀ ⠀⠀oh? and how do YOU get past the verification systems? i'd feel simply /terrible/ about lying ... after all, i AM a robot!

⠀ ⠀⠀hello!!

⠀ ⠀⠀trafficlightsareasetofautomaticallyoperatedcoloredlights —- typicallyredamberandgreen —- forcontrollingtrafficatroadjunctionsandcrosswalks. ⠀⠀in other words ... of course i can! why?

⠀ ⠀⠀“ hello! ”