can’t believe declan spaghetti scored in the 91st minute unreal goal

Absolute crying at marc getting up during night ready for work bag packed the lot n driving to the boy he car shares with phoning him for him to answer mate it’s 2 in the morning wit u upty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i wish i was low maintenance hot. like the kind of hot where u don’t have to fake tan and dye your hair and your eyebrows and consistently keep up with a nine step skincare regimen

it would just be so nice to meet someone with more than two good dates in them at this point

the way i eat when i’m alone is feral

i will literally never dance again. the flooring guy just caught me shaking it to fucking etta james in the kitchen. pls god take me now

the absolute wizardry i’ve just pulled off to delete a whatsapp message after the 7 minute “delete for everyone” window…not everyone fits in the bad bitch genre

NAH THE AMBER DAMI KISS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they looked like they were lapping water from the fountain wtf was thattttt hahahahshshh

i often think about the guy who ordered extra tartare sauce with his fish and chips when i was a waitress and how when i brought out two servings on the side he literally looked disgusted and requested an entire bowlful and when i did that he said the bowl wasn’t big enough 🥲

i will take every single opportunity to brag about my man idgaf he’s the best human in the entire world

being an adult really hurts my heart sometimes, if you get to spend Christmas Day with your siblings pls hug them a little tighter for me

The man-hating allegations towards Barbie are false. Gerwig clearly makes the point that the Kens in Barbie World, under the matriarchy, are unable to find forge identities for themselves and must rely on women for their self worth and that this is bad. (THREAD + SPOILERS)

BREAKING 🚨| Unfortunately Aaron Taylor-Johnson and wife Sam Taylor-Johnson are still together

remember when you hit the brakes too soon

A jury read these messages from my rapist and still not everyone on that jury believed me. Even with watertight evidence women are not believed. This is the climate we live in, and yet we still ask “why didn’t she report”?

Hands up if your own UK salary wouldn’t qualify you to immigrate to Britain

“what radicalized you?” how long can the list be

yea i got that dog in me