rest in power Ms. Shirley, your work was more than inspiring to me and so many ❤️ She was such an angelic soul and I’m really sad to hear about her passing, thank you for all you’ve done for those in need. your legacy is bigger than you know :(

um. sabrina carpenter just said the freaking f word in front of jelly roll 💀

extremely bold of my daycare to include a fish tank by the front desk, so that it now becomes imperative you keep alive these 2 goldfish and clean the big tank All The Time or you let the fish die and explain that to 130 children who are all under the age of 6.

called the fire department typa tuesday night 😎

on my way home from work i saw two people fucking raw on the cta purple line. i was just there to ride the train but when i tried to walk onto the car there were two people in there fucking. sunny d orange pineapple vodka seltzer

at the davis stop farting down baddddd

he saw my tweet and got to fucking work

this fuckass puppet

dora standing on a hill overlooking a small home when her primate companion comes up to her and asks where the building she is looking at is located: boots the house down

planning to quit this job and now i’m looking at everything like a financial opportunity like does the cta need bus washers. who puts the bumps on the crosswalk for blind people can that be me by next month

has there ever been anyone named oswald

this is the 4th time i’ve gotten on the bus and sat down next to peanut shells like does something happen here and then nothing happen here

sometimes i really just need the bus driver to pull rank. sir this is your bus and im just your humble passenger but stand up and defend the fucking shit you care about #YouShouldntBeAbleToEatPeanutsOnTheBus

didn’t update yall but these fish fucking beefed it last week and everyday i hear parents telling their kids “ohhh the fish are still on vacation!” you guys gotta figure this out and QUICK

one of the new fish died today. brother lasted 5 days how long are we willing to take this

making a mixed drink and offering ari a shot glass and she looked at it and went “Ohhh that’s ok i just did eight one thousands”

no i have to bring the quarters because im scared there will be a gacha machine